SUCK MY BALLS

dearest kitty,

I NEED SOME NEW FUCKING FRIENDS WHO DON'T HAVE BULLSHIT MOTHERS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT STOPS THEM FROM DOING STUFF WITH ME....
LET'S ALL GO TO WOODFORD..... NO
LET'S ALL GO TO BLUES AND ROOTS.... NO
LET'S GO TO THE BEACH FOR A WHILE.... NO
LET'S HAVE A FUCKING LIFE.... NO

YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY BALLS I WANT NEW FRIENDS WHO CAN AND WANT TO DO FUN STUFF WITH ME

Woodford is goodford

Dearest Kitty,

I have now decided that seeing I address this blog first and foremost as a public form of dairy for which I express my most life threatening issues, I will call it 'Kitty' after my beloved friend and schoolmate, Anne Frank.

It is 1.45am according to Lenovo, my dearest old laptop and I am sitting on the couch upstairs watching 'Nigella Bites' and sourcing out a picture of the fringe I want to show my hairdresser today.
However, this is not all that is on my mind. On the 27th of January commences the most wonderful, FUN, cultural, free spirited, intoxicating (in the best way) event of the year; Woodford Folk Festival. The only problem is that I have to figure out how I am going to get there and who I am going to enjoy these musical festivities with.
Last year I had two wonderful friendlies to share the experience but this year I am in search of someone 18 to join me, or an adult who will allow for me to crash with them.
Although the tickets are far more expensive than I can afford, volunteering is not possible until next Woodford so I must suck it up and pay my way while staying with other fellow fans.
There are so many things to enjoy about Woodford that it actually isn't possible that I am absent from the event, music, dancing, music, comedy, people, POT, and more music... it's all so fantastic.

To anyone out there who hasn't experienced the ultimate in music and folk festivals I urge that you be in attendance this year from 27dec to 1jan. You will not regret it.

After nearly falling to sleep like a billion times while writing this blog I have lost momentum in my rant and have decided to end my entry here. So to all my readers (the 2 of you) please feel welcome to suggest any possible method of entrance and you are all welcome to join me in my endeavour to enjoy Woodford Folk Festival 09/10.



Loveeeeeeee Moniqueeeeeee

POO

I fear that my life has gotten to the most pathetic point where I actually have no further meaning or gift to give to the world. My presence would not be missed.
My morbid waste of a body would disappear and the earth would inhale as it breathed for the first time since my waste was burnt to a crisp.
The horrid existence which is my life would be no more and people would not have to fear walking down the street and catching a glimpse of the disgusting object which I used to be. They would never shed a tear over it again.
Maybe the world would even be a better place without me. I don't know.
I just want to curl into a ball, die, and become something far more worthwhile in another life. -That's the way it works, isn't it? You get a shit turn, and the next time round is better...?
Please

disgusting

today i have eaten two carrots, one orange, two sandwiches, and plain nutella. i feel disgusting ):

Friends

Why do we all have friends.
I wish that nobody had friends - it would be soo much easier that way!
You wouldn't have to be worried about who your friends were, you wouldn't fight with them, you wouldn't take responsibility for any of their mistakes, you wouldn't be annoyed by little things that they do AND you wouldn't have to worry about finding people to go places with you, you would go on your own just like everyone else there!
Wouldn't there be so many benefits to not having to have friends.

I know that this sounds terrible and i do appreciate my friends, just sometimes it would be so much easier if nobody had them and their attached stresses in your life...

SIGH

Jealousy

I am a jealous person.

But can you blame me for wanting a little bit better?

THIS IS MA FRIEND

Hello, my name is Lucy.

I am Monique's highly attractive friend.

Whenever she is bored or upset she comes over to my house. MMM OKAY.

We have fun watching trashy TV such as The L Word.

She eats all ma food and then we go and buy more food which is oM NOM NOM.

We cook ALLLL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Monique loves ma dog daisy who licks her all the time because she is gross.

WE are going to move out together YES WHEN SHE HAS MONEY

I show her good videos of crap on the internet.

YES MHMM OKAY GOOD.

DEAL WITH IT

lucyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy