SUCK MY BALLS

dearest kitty,

I NEED SOME NEW FUCKING FRIENDS WHO DON'T HAVE BULLSHIT MOTHERS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT STOPS THEM FROM DOING STUFF WITH ME....
LET'S ALL GO TO WOODFORD..... NO
LET'S ALL GO TO BLUES AND ROOTS.... NO
LET'S GO TO THE BEACH FOR A WHILE.... NO
LET'S HAVE A FUCKING LIFE.... NO

YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY BALLS I WANT NEW FRIENDS WHO CAN AND WANT TO DO FUN STUFF WITH ME

Woodford is goodford

Dearest Kitty,

I have now decided that seeing I address this blog first and foremost as a public form of dairy for which I express my most life threatening issues, I will call it 'Kitty' after my beloved friend and schoolmate, Anne Frank.

It is 1.45am according to Lenovo, my dearest old laptop and I am sitting on the couch upstairs watching 'Nigella Bites' and sourcing out a picture of the fringe I want to show my hairdresser today.
However, this is not all that is on my mind. On the 27th of January commences the most wonderful, FUN, cultural, free spirited, intoxicating (in the best way) event of the year; Woodford Folk Festival. The only problem is that I have to figure out how I am going to get there and who I am going to enjoy these musical festivities with.
Last year I had two wonderful friendlies to share the experience but this year I am in search of someone 18 to join me, or an adult who will allow for me to crash with them.
Although the tickets are far more expensive than I can afford, volunteering is not possible until next Woodford so I must suck it up and pay my way while staying with other fellow fans.
There are so many things to enjoy about Woodford that it actually isn't possible that I am absent from the event, music, dancing, music, comedy, people, POT, and more music... it's all so fantastic.

To anyone out there who hasn't experienced the ultimate in music and folk festivals I urge that you be in attendance this year from 27dec to 1jan. You will not regret it.

After nearly falling to sleep like a billion times while writing this blog I have lost momentum in my rant and have decided to end my entry here. So to all my readers (the 2 of you) please feel welcome to suggest any possible method of entrance and you are all welcome to join me in my endeavour to enjoy Woodford Folk Festival 09/10.



Loveeeeeeee Moniqueeeeeee